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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. However,their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this,the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do u do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”
“I give it to them”, replied the lawyer, “and then i send them a bill”.
The doctor was shocked,but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

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So, these made me laugh last night. they are from the book sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs. Chuck Klosterman says these are the 23 questions he asks everyone before he can decide whether or not he ‘really loves them’- Tim Saylor

1. Let us assume you met a rudimentary magician. Let us assume he can
do five simple tricks - he can pull a rabbit out of his hat, he can
make a coin disappear, he can turn the ace of spades into the Joker
card, and two others in a similar vein. These are his only tricks and
he can’t learn any more; he can only do these five. HOWEVER, it turns
out he’s doing these five tricks with real magic. It’s not an
illusion; he can actually conjure the bunny out of the ether and he
can move the coin through space. He’s legitimately magical, but
extremely limited in scope and influence. Would this person be more
impressive than Albert Einstein?

2. Let us assume a fully grown, completely healthy Clydesdale horse
has his hooves shackled in the ground while his head is held in place
with thick rope. He is conscious and standing upright, but completely
immobile. And let us assume that . for some reason . every political
prisoner on earth (as cited by Amnesty International) will be released
from captivity if you can kick this horse to death in less than twenty
minutes. You are allowed to wear steel-toed boots. Would you do this?

3. Let us assume there are two boxes on a table. In one box, there is
a relatively normal turtle; in the other, Adolf Hitler’s skull. You
have to select one of these items for your home. If you select the
turtle, you can’t give it away and you have to keep it alive for two
years; if either of these parameters are not met, you will be fined
$999 by the state. If you select Hitler’s skull, you are required to
display it in a semi-prominent location in your living room for the
same amount of time, although you will be paid a stipend of $120 per
month for doing so. Display of the skull must be apolitical. Which
option do you select?

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A bug in Microsoft’s Excel 2007 causes it to do some funny math. Try entering one of the formulas below into a cell, then check the math on your own calculator.

• =5.1*12850
• =850*77.1

The good news is that it is a display issue and not a calculation issue. If you take the result an multiply it by 2 in another cell, you will get the correct answer. It all relates to programing language that Excel is written in, and unsigned 16bit numbers. Not much info could be found on the Microsoft website at this time, but as you can imagine, digg
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