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At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story.

“On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his despondency). As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide anyway because of this.”

“Ordinarily,” Dr. Mills continued, “a person who sets out to commit suicide ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended. That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not have changed his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicidal intent would not have been successful caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands.

“The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and he was threatening her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Opus.

“When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with this charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her - therefore, the killing of Opus appeared to be an accident. That is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.

“The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal incident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.”

There was an exquisite twist. “Further investigation revealed that the son had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a ninth story window.

“The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.”

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Strange Coke ad

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What winks and f*cks like a tiger?



Pickupedia, the online resource for pickup lines. With gems like these, you can’t fail!

“I’m going outside to make out: care to join me?”

“Did you just fart? ‘Cause you blew me away.”

“Are you wearing Jalepeno undies, ’cause your ass is hot.”

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Your the best

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This is not a photograph


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The idea of this painting by artist Dru Blair was born out of a portrait workshop he taught in 2005. In that workshop, he presented his students with a photo portrait he had taken of a local model. Their goal was to reproduce the photo in painting as best as they could. After the class had ended, he decided to test the limits of his painting skills and took it upon himself to recreate the photo, with pretty startling results.

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Monday Morning News

  • Google targets ISPs: is there a dark side?
  • Panasonic, Casio Unleash 12 Megapixel Compact Cameras
  • The psychology of banner ads
  • Cars could run on aluminium, say US boffins
  • Apple Sued for Deceptive MacBook and MacBook Pro Advertising
  • Further PS3 slatings and PSP 2 whisperings
  • Dell to Release Tablet PC in Q3
  • Security

  • Expert: IT industry has failed in desktop security
  • Google: Malware Runs Rampant on the Web
  • Key-logging worm wriggles out of Russia
  • Freeware of the Week

  • Splitbrowser - Firefox Extension
  • News of the Weird

  • “Web site” baffles Internet terrorism trial judge - “..in the trial of three men accused of inciting terrorism via the Internet.”
  • Bible spared “indecent” classification
  • The University of Minnesota campus newspaper reported in February that some students are combining trips to the blood bank to make donations with quick trips to local bars for a drink or two, because they report a quicker and more powerful “high” immediately after blood loss. Said one, “As soon as the needle’s out of my arm, I’m out the door (headed for a bar). The rest of the night’s a good one.” [Minnesota Daily, 2-16-07]
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    Contraption

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    New Games!



    8 new games this week, check em out!

    GAMES

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    Micro Panda



    This is a fun little java game. Use the mouse to guide the panda, and LMB to accelerate. Lightup as many things as you can before time runs out!

    dan-ball.jp

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    Found





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