MILITANTPLATYPUS

Current cultural art. Very intriguing.

brandonbird.com

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A huge thanks goes out to Strahil for solving the issue with the Friday Funny!

Dueling artists.

The scene:

One artists make and incomprehensible squiggle:

The next artist turns the squiggle into a work of art:

Rinse and repeat
squigglepage.blogspot.com

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Ever wonder what Google would look like if digg owned it?
Ever wonder what Myspace would look like if Fark ran the show?

Now you can see for yourself, with CSS Love Child. Select the site, and the CSS style you want, and see what happens.

themaninblue.com

Billy Bob’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she woke up and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replied, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are just fine.”

“After all this time,” she said, “do they have names?”

“Yes ma’am,” the doctor replied. “Your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thought to herself, “Oh no, not my brother… he’s an idiot!”

Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor, “Well, what did he name them?”

“The girl is Denise,” said the doctor.

The new mother said, “Wow, that’s a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise.”

Then she asked, “What’s the boy’s name?”

“Denephew.”

Yes, I know it is Sponge Bob, but it is also Joust, one of the best arcade games ever made. Give it a try!

arcadebin.com

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So, I have been completely overwhelmed lately with all the projects I have been doing. Problem is, that I love doing all of them, and don’t want to give them up. What I have decided to do is to schedule and budget my time a bit better, so that I don’t get overwhelmed again.

What does this mean to you, the reader?
Not much

Except that I will be focusing on regular features throughout the week so that everything gets done. Some of the features are old stand-bys like Monday Morning News and Friday Funny, but I am adding a couple of more. Each Wednesday, there will be a What is it? quiz, and as time goes on, the prizes will improve. I am also adding New Games every Thursday. This being Thursday and all, I have added three new games. Go check them out!

GAMES

-Militantplatypus