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Not only does your fido-brief case come when you call it, but if someone makes off with it, it barks.

At 197.5db

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Impolite Things to Say at a Wake
* So, what are you gonna do with his golf clubs?
* Who do I talk to about his bar tab?
* Of course you’ll miss him, he didn’t molest you.
* How long you think until he starts to stink?
* Wow! Other than his wife, is there anyone in this room he didn’t bang?
* Say what you will, Madame Toussot does nice work.
* It’s weird not seeing him drunk.
* I always thought he was gay.
* Isn’t that suit gonna be a little warm for Hell?
* So now that you’re a widow, what do you do? Masturbate?
* I was there when he died. Man, what a baby

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“If you spend eight hours a day on your bottom, you will burn about 50 to 60 calories for the whole day spent on your bottom. If, on the other hand, you walk literally at 1 mph, which I call shopping speed, it’s very, very slow, you can burn an extra 100 calories an hour,” he said.

The result: Students enrolled in this school, do not have chairs, and spend most of their day

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Link to research done at the Mayo Clinic on NEAT.

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Here is a good first look at Office 2007. It is a very basic look at the functionality, but will give you a good idea of how much RAM you are going to need in your immediate future.

Direct link to asx video

This auction brings a lot of mixed feeling for me. But, it is an incredible piece of history, and would be an amazing thing to own. I have posted links to the original auction in German, and babelfish translation, and an image of the auction (since auctions tend to end and go away). I don’t speak any German, and the babelfish translation is rough at best, so I can’t tell if it is a copy or an original. I am guessing from the price that it is an original.

Original German auction

Link to translation

Link to image of auction

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