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Guy #1: Before I forget, I got four Yankee tickets for us tomorrow night. I’m gonna bring my father.
Guy #2: Did you get these tickets from a scalper?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Well, the Yankees don’t play in December. Neither does any other team. Baseball season ended almost two months ago, dumbass. You got f#ckin duped. How much did you pay for these?
Guy #1: Ah, sh#t. Like a hundred bucks.
Guy #2: Dumbass.
Guy #1: Then why did my father ask me to get tickets for tomorrow night’s game if they’re not even playing?
Guy #2: I don’t know. He’s probably a dumbass like you. You’re a whole family of dumbasses.

–Starbucks, 42nd & Broadway

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Breckenridge (Colorado) has just opened the new Imperial Express Superchair, with the claim to fame of being the highest chair in North America.

Summit of Lift: 12,840 ft.

Base of Lift: 11,901 ft.

Vertical Rise: 939 ft.

2.7 minute ride time

2,714.8 ft. in length

9 towers

Capacity of 600 people per hour, upgradeable to 1800 people per hour

15 chairs this season, upgradeable to 45 chairs

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I don’t know how good it is, but it is very easy to use!

Ajax Translator

Ever thought ‘what is this song?’ Let Tunatic hear it and you will get the artist’s name and the song’s title within seconds. Tunatic is the very first song search engine based on sound for your computer. All you need is a microphone and Internet access.

Place you microphone near your speakers, letting tunatic ‘hear’ the music, and it will let you know what you are listening to!
wildbits

via tt

Help the little guys get to heaven

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I will start you out with this, and let you decide if you wish to go further. Twins, Dave and Ryan, got bored with the usually tatoos, and piercings and decided to up the ante. Yes, that is Dave’s finger on Ryan’s hand.

bmezine

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