MILITANTPLATYPUS

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< Somebody241> i was playing XBL yesterday
< Somebody241> and i was playing wit my friend
< Somebody241> and im sure hes maried and everything
< Somebody241> And all of a sudden
< Somebody241> His wife comes on the mic and says
< Somebody241> “Can my husband quit the game so we can have sex?”
< Somebody241> and then some lil 9 year old in my team says “Sure just leave the mic on”

What do all of these words have in common?

Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Assess

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Take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and it spells the same word backwards!

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Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.

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Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s’mores and all… and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor’s house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire….
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing…

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Is it me, or is Bush wearing a watch?



Is it me, or is Bush no long wearing a watch?

Judge for your self after the jump.

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<Jay> Did you hear about the Linux-car finishing last in the indy500?
<MrBeek> I did now ;-)
<MrBeek> Not surprised though… You know how impossible it is to find a decent driver for linux hardware?