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People looking to walk into an Apple retailer and buy an iPhone with cash will be out of luck. The company is now accepting only credit or debit card payments for the devices so that it can track who purchases the phone, according to an employee at the Apple Store in New York’s SoHo neighborhood.

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This is a must have for me!

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The Texas legislature has a motto: if you are going to cheat and do things illegally, go big, and get it on tape!

Voting for other members is done out of necessity…

Watch the movie

I don’t see hitting your screen with anything (even is it is pretend) being a good idea. But, I guess if you are fustrated, this might not be a bad option..

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I think I will pass..

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Nothing says classy like a Louis Vitton credit card…cover..

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The Gentleman had a lot of complaints about the experience, but for me, it can be summed up in once phrase:

..to learn that no cameras were allowed out on the actual skywalk.

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Police said Nowak drove 900 miles, donned a disguise and was armed with a BB gun and pepper spray when she confronted a woman she believed was a competitor for the affections of Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein, an unmarried fellow astronaut.

Nowak told police that her relationship with Oefelein was “more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship,” according to an arrest affidavit. Inside Nowak’s vehicle, which was parked at a nearby motel, authorities found a pepper spray package, an unused BB-gun cartridge, latex gloves and e-mails between Colleen Shipman and Oefelein.

They also found a letter “that indicated how much Mrs. Nowak loved Mr. Oefelein,” an opened package for a buck knife, Shipman’s home address and hand written directions to an address, the arrest affidavit said.

Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn’t have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.

Dressed in a wig and a trench coat, she waited for Shipman’s plane to land and then boarded the same airport shuttle bus Shipman took to get to her car, police said. Shipman told police she noticed someone following her, hurried inside the car and locked the doors, according to the arrest affidavit.

Nowak rapped on the window, tried to open the car door and asked for a ride. Shipman refused but rolled down the car window a few inches when Nowak started crying, the statement said. Nowak then sprayed a chemical into Shipman’s car, the affidavit said. Shipman drove to the parking lot booth and police were called.

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Or, I guess I do..
If I hadn’t seen the video for myself, well I don’t know. It’s a shirt that turns into a hat, and back presumably. I can’t really top that.

Be sure to watch the video!

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