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Guy #1: Before I forget, I got four Yankee tickets for us tomorrow night. I’m gonna bring my father.
Guy #2: Did you get these tickets from a scalper?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Well, the Yankees don’t play in December. Neither does any other team. Baseball season ended almost two months ago, dumbass. You got f#ckin duped. How much did you pay for these?
Guy #1: Ah, sh#t. Like a hundred bucks.
Guy #2: Dumbass.
Guy #1: Then why did my father ask me to get tickets for tomorrow night’s game if they’re not even playing?
Guy #2: I don’t know. He’s probably a dumbass like you. You’re a whole family of dumbasses.–Starbucks, 42nd & Broadway
January 3rd, 2006 at 7:43 pm
This is great.
Have you seen inpassing.org? It is all stuff like that, though this is way better than any I’ve seen there in years.
January 3rd, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Thanks for the link jer, I will add it to my feeds!